This post is dedicated to Stephanie, who taught me that whatever you wanted to be doing, you'd better start by actually doing it.
So... Bit more than two weeks on that month off... Time for a quick summary.
I got to name a drink in a cocktail bar in Little Rock, Arkansas. Meaning you can walk in the 109 (109 Main St, Little Rock, AR 72201) and order a Parisian. "Naming a drink on the menu of a bar" totally was on my bucket list so I'm pretty psyched about it. Next step, having a drink named after me.
Also my margarita making skills clearly went up a notch.
Blue margarita straight up on the left (1 shot Tequila, 1/2 shot blue Curacao, fill up with sour mix, flash blend and strain into a champagne shell)
So far so good on my month off except I'd like to be a bit more advanced on my app development, but I guess Rome wasn't built in a day. That's what I'm going to talk about right now, with a question I had a lot of times. "Hey I have this idea for an app... How can I get it done?" Pretty much everybody, especially since an app can mean a few millions/billions $ if sold to the right company (don't dream yet) had a moment like "It would be so cool if we had an app doing this this and that and made millions out of it". Ok. Now you have an idea. So what makes a difference between an app nobody use and one that get you those millions ?
Well, an idea is worth nothing. Litterraly. I could spend a whole day giving you ideas for apps, websites, whatever. Of course the first part of actually making money is having something to sell, but over an idea, you need a spirit, the "what it does" isn't at all as important as the "How you do it". An example ? Yes sir. Take Tinder. There's a billion dating apps/websites and ways to meet people. Why did this one stuck ? Because it was different. They had a special way of selecting a profile that you liked (amongst other things) that appealed to people, people started using it, snowball effect, and there's litterally billions of people. Boom, here you go. Now go back in time and invent Tinder.
My point here is that the idea of Tinder wasn't new. It's a dating app. What is different is not the what, it's the how. It's all about the spirit (now you get the title) in which things are done and not what kind of things are done. In the same way, Larry Page and Sergei Brin when they made Google, they weren't like "Oh... There's already Yahoo... Nevermind. Let's move to another idea" No. They went and made a different Yahoo.
So you have an idea for an app. Cool. Worth nothing. You have an idea of how things should be done ? [Potential] Millions of [potential] <insert currency here>.
So here's mine: A gym, workout of the day app. There's already a lot of them. You should know be wondering what's my way of seeing things ? What's make it different ? Right. First point : Mine will be made to use on a smartwatch. Yup there's also a lot of them already.
The Apple Watch even have one built in. Obviously, I won't be competing with Apple right on with a chance. So I'm going to target the pebble (www.getpebble.com) watch. Talk about a road less traveled huh ? Why the Pebble ? first, because that's the one I use and if you're not the first user of your app, who will that be ?
Second, I don't want my phone near me when working out. I'm talking pushing old scholl dumbells on a bench, doing squats in a rack, those kind of things, as far as I know, are pretty hard to log automatically and if some fit bands and sensor seems to get close to it, it's still not how I see it. Up to today, I'm using the bodybuilding.com bodyspace app and/or the Fitocracy app. The bodybuilding.com app is very good, the fitocracy one also but less complete, but none of them are really 100% what I want, mainly because they're on my phone, phone that I don't want to have around at the gym.
So, here's the pitch of my app :
It's a gym logging app for your watch. You walk in to the gym, push the middle button, your workout for the day is loaded and the first exercise displayed. Do it. Validate with middle button again, enter the reps/weight you just did/use with top/bottom button, validate, second exercise is shown, repeat til your workout is done. Pat yourself on the back, go home, watch syncs with your phone, your workout is saved. No fuss, straight to the point. We'll add fuss later. Like boasting about your workout on facebook, achievments, that kind of stuff. Personaly do I care about them ? Nope. Why would I want them ? Because I want to extend the pool of users for my app, making it social.
First, I wanted to be able to use my app wherever I was. Ok more like at whichever gym I am. That's the mobile part of an app. Then I started drifting about how it could be social. The last component of the holy trinity that makes or break an app or business model is the local part. Locating users next to me and challenging them, negociating discount with local gyms, drawing new customers to them, etc. But that's the last part, a.k.a "Actually getting money out of the thing you just made".
So here we are. Pretty solid idea of what we want to do, fuzzy ideas about how it needs to evolve from "Useful for me" into "That sh*t paid my villa on the coast and filled my swimming pool with Victoria's secret's models". This is pretty much the point most people get to after two beers "BRO THAT APP IDEA IS GENIUS ! LET'S USE THIS PITCH AS A PICKUP LINE WITH THOSE TWO CHICKS OVER THERE" (true story). After the hangover's gone it'll be time to get all technical on this idea's ass and actually get sh*t done.
"Hi ma'am, can I take a second of your time and ask your advice on this app I'm working on ? Soooo it's a gym app and..."
This post is dedicated to Gaelle J, who got me to drink vodka for the first time in a very long time.
I don't really recall a poker night without drinks. Of course that might be why I never got so good, any deep run in a tournament being matched with a deep run in the beer case or another round ordered but nevertheless, getting a drink while playing is as natural as scratching your head while thinking.
Here I'm gonna talk about vodka. This post is going to be the first of a very large family of alcohol related posts and starting with vodka seemed like a good idea. Why ? Because I say so. More seriously, because vodka is one of the most neutral alcohol you can find, you will find it everywhere and unlike good whisky that you'll only get in very leather and cigars smelling clubs, any self respecting bar, club or restaurant will be packing decent vodka.
Normally here, when I get into this kind of discussion I hear "Wait... Decent vodka ? Vodka's vodka ... Clear alcohol, hangover, mixed with tonic and/or fruit juice and that's it. Also it's cheap in supermarket or incredibly expensive in clubs when you buy Belvedere or Grey Goose." Yeah not really. Also talking about vodka is a good excuse to talk about alcohol consequences a.k.a the hangover.
Drink to much, get a headache. That's Partying 101. But why ? First, dehydration, alcohol literally dries you up. And because when you drink too much, you're body is going to feel poisoned by all the toxins that you find in that bottle of clear Russian elixir that tastes like battery acid when you decide to go for the cheap one.
Soooo we go for the expensive one and that's it ? No hangover ? Ha ha. I would love it to be that simple.
First things first, what is it made from ?
Vodka is mainly made from potato, or grains, the second one being in general of higher quality than the potato based one (of course there are exceptions) it's also generally one with a more floral and herbal taste that can come close to dry gin. Nowadays we can find vodka made out of grapes (https://www.ciroc.com/) or corn (http://www.titosvodka.com/) but all in all, it's vodka. What it's from doesn't really make a difference on the hangover you'll be experiencing the next morning.
Second question, how is it made ?
Here we touch a very sensitive part. Why ? Because a lot of brands target their communication on how many times their vodka was distilled or filtered, putting forward that of course a vodka distilled 6 times is going to be better than your 3 time distilled one. Welll... no. BUT, and it's a big but Sir Mixalot, filtering or distilling your vodka more times will make it more pure, meaning that what we will get less impurities (technical term here : congeners) that are in part other alcohol related molecules that will make your body (who doesn't have a clue of what to do with those) feel poisoned and making your following day shitty as hell.
So just like any other hard alcohol, vodka is distilled (few times) then filtered.
Step two conclusion : Higher number of distilled/filtering pass gives a purer vodka which tends to be better for the body.
Ok, so we go for the good brand, high number of distillation and filtrations and that's it ? Ha ha. I would love it to be that simple.
Third question, will it feel good in your mouth ?
I already talked about the difference in taste in the introduction, but let's concentrate on it here. I'm not talking about flavored vodka like citrus vodka, caramel vodka or whatever that are mainly used as a highway to get into college girls panties but on what a "classic" vodka should taste like. You will mainly find a difference between the herbal/gin-like taste (I put the Zubrowska vodka in the flavored department, after all, bison grass is a flavor on its own) and the more alcohol like but sweet on the tongue taste and feeling of an Absolut vodka.
The taste question brings her little sister with her (yeah lot of questions, i know) : Dude, are you drinking that straight ??
Of course not. I mean you could, some vodkas are really good just on the rocks, but the main consumption of it goes in mixed drinks. Usually highballs (tall drinks where you mix it with a soft drink. See ? You knew what it was) where vodka is mixed with juice, tonic, soda, whatever fit your style of the moment. While I'm at it, if you're the kind of person to think your drink says something about you, quit the vodka tonic. It looks like you're on the second day of your party and you're clinging to that effervescent advil.
95% of the time though, those cocktail are made when you don't want to feel the alcohol, but just the buzz.
So of course nobody cares about the vodka here. That's why you should use the most neutral tasting one (I'd recommend Absolut) to avoid a weird aftertaste. Yes I'm looking at you again Zubrowska.
After that there's more elaborated cocktails, where you want the taste of the vodka to add something up to the drink. Are you making a vodka based martini variation ? Ketel one(http://www.ketelone.com/). Are you making a cosmo for that pretty lady at the end of the bar ? Tito's vodka (cited early) will have that sweeter taste that going to make you stand out from the crowd of guys who already bought her a drink tonight. Rule is, always call you alcohol in that kind of cocktails. Or trust the bartender if you know him, after all he's supposed to know this sh*t.
Step three conclusion : Grain/herbal vodka in drinks where you want to feel the added value of vodka over any other alcohol, neutral vodka to get wasted without knowing it. Yeah this one was actually simple enough
Now you know what's vodka's made from, what it's good for or in, and why you should avoid the store brand of cheap locally distilled vodka. All the tools are in your hand to go out and try different brands to find out what's your favorite. But as a "let's sum it up" having a bottle of ketel one (basic or flavored, the orange tasting one is quite good in cocktails) a bottle of absolut and one of Tito's will get you covered for every situation.
In any case just remember the consequences of a wrong alcohol choice : Dehydration, headaches, feeling like you're 90 years old on the following day.
"He chose... poorly". - Indiana Jones and the last crusade.
In this global world, English is the #1 second language - that is, you speak your mother tongue first, then you learn English. For those who are native English speakers (I am not), it may be amazing that so many English languages can be heard around the world - different accents, different vocabulary mistakes, different grammatical murders to the ears... and how the French speak English is no exception to this. When playing poker in France, the French have their typical own way of using the English poker vocabulary.
First, using English words for the poker vocabulary was no fate in France. The French language already had all the words to describe what is happening during a poker hand. Je mise, je relance, je passe, un brelan, une quinte, une couleur, un carré (I bet, I raise, I fold, a set, a straight, a flush, quads) and all the expressions that describe gambling - isn't roulette a French word? - have existed in the French language for centuries. However, and this may come as a surprise to you, the word gambling has no direct translation into French. We have to use the slang words Flambe, flamber, flambeur (gambling, to gamble, a gambler) to reach close enough, with a subtle bias : the flambeur is the guy playing at high stakes in a casino, spreading (spilling?) his chips all over the tables, not worrying at all about winning or losing - he's filthy rich and he can afford to play for the thrill of it, period. I guess this is not exactly what backgammon, blackjack or poker players do when they gamble : they are playing a game that relates to the laws of randomness.
Anyway, the French will use the perfect English poker vocabulary, but with some flaws. Some major ones. They sure know what bet or raise mean, but they never cared to learn a complete sentence in English using these words. So, they are using those in a sentence in French. Il a bet hors de pos (He bet out of pos[ition]) is a typical quote from a French poker player - all the words but one are in French, the direct translation into French for to bet does exist, yet the English word is used. In this example, matters are quite straighforward : to bet / I bet / bet is a stable expression of the idea of betting, and the same form can be used as a noun, too!
But if we now use the same structure with the idea of raising, we may stumble into a chaotic language. Il a raise hors de pos (He raised $20 out of pos[ition]). Please note that raise, in this sentence, is a new form for a conjugated verb. A raise, he raises, he raised, raised : none of these genuine forms is used here. The rest of the French sentence carries the past tense of the action. The French sentence does not care that the verb to raise must carry some transitiveness. You don't raise full stop. You are raising an eyebrow : this sucker raised $20 into the pot, can you believe it?
But the French poker players may go further into chaos. For poker vocabulary, any form of word can be used in a French sentence. A verb can be a verb, but it can also be a noun although it is not one in English. A noun can be used as a verb, who cares about how we should conjugate it anyway? Il m'a donké all-in à la river! (He donk bet all-in on the river) is a more complex example where, besides using several English poker words into a French sentence, a poker slang expression is completely transformed : the verb to bet is dropped out, donk is turned into a verb and conjugated into a French form of a past tense. How would Joe Hachem understand when a Frenchman told him "He donked me on the river!" ? Did he get a lift to cross the river to the Sydney opera?
But enough with the grammar. Some flaws with the French speaking English are just about how the words are pronounced. When a French poker player speaks a sentence in French with an English poker word in it, he will not switch between the languages (changing his pronounciation or how the word flow is stressed) as people in Canada would. The English word will be pronounced as if it were a French word. Loose is pronounced lose. Stack is pronounced stake (or steak). Three is pronounced tree. Straight may sometimes sound like street. As most of these words are used in the poker vocabulary, it is likely that you'll have many misunderstandings with French poker players when you hear this poker language of their own. And a lot of entertainment, too.
Post scriptum : sometimes, the fun does not come from a mistake in grammar or in pronounciation, but from a genuine misunderstanding. In 2015, a French player in Vegas was announcing pack when playing $100-$200 limit 2-7 triple draw. By the way, the French word for pat is servi. All served!
Soooooo I got the third blog apparently. As I write this I'm wondering if in the meantime some guy will beat me to it and publish it first (ok... third). I almost won second place yesterday night before I decided to go to bed instead of writing it, only to find out this morning Taamer stole it from me. All my life.
Anyway, I started playing poker about 12 years ago, was really into it as a student mostly because I had a lot of time and no money. As I started getting more money and less time from what people would call a "real" job, poker became a friday night hobby. A bit after that I completely stopped playing, even if having professional players as friends always make you wanna make a comeback (i don't know how many time i said "Hey you should coach me, I'd like to play more" only bringing me back to "ok no, let's keep that a recreational thing" after a few games, mostly because everytime I try to make a comeback, I go broke by playing 0.25$ SNG or NL2$ cashgames. I'll pause here so you can laugh at it.
All this introduction to say that today, I'm more interested by what's around poker than poker itself and that's what this blog will be about.
For once in my life, I am first.
FIRST, ffs ! You have no clue how much it would mean to my poor Dad.
Born in Tenesse, he raised my sister and I in Dayton, Ohio. It was not easy everyday, especially with the sis. I don't know why, but she was getting straight into teenager's crisis at 8. Anyway, being the oldest, I had to keep her mouth shut. This is when the competition began... Every single time we had the change to compete for anything, as much eating pizza than finishing the homework, Dad pushed us against each other. Since then, I purchased all my life, in vain, this unreachable goal. And today, here I am, writing the first entry of the FIRST blog of en.clubpoker.net.
I think I might need a FAP. brboobs.